i hate getting attached to people bc i literally never stop thinking about them
A tutorial for the less-fortunate who have issues identifying a raccoon from a dog.
Disclaimer: I know that not all raccoons are fat and not all dogs have pointy ears. I am also aware of the tanuki’s (raccoon-dog’s) existence. There may be skinny raccoons and there may be dogs with smaller muzzles, but there are still distinctive traits which keep you from confusing the two for the same animal, and remind you why we have two entirely separate words for them. And fuck you.
Holy shit. Did I just see a piece of art on the #sexism tag that actually promotes actual equality?
This poster is available here
GENDER EQUALITY FROM BOTH SIDES FOR ONCE.
This poster hung in every room of my high school.
The creators of The Annoying Orange are being sued.
all the cool kids were drawing these and i wanted to be a cool kid too
i’m still not a cool kid
I might be bad (at everything) but I’m perfectly good at it
Someone really needs to make a toothpaste that doesnt make everything taste shitty after you brush your teeth.
My gorgeous boy❤
Don’t care that I reblogged this before
these puppies are my BABIES
And so that I can kill you myself!
- make pot brownie mix
- bake brownies at 420 degrees
- burn house down
- shout “FOUR TWENNY BLAZE IT” at the firemen
Wow I can’t believe I didn’t reblog this before
will suck d for food
Ok gimme some food fgt
WHAT I DONT GET IS WHY PEOPLE TURN OUT TO BE MURDERERS AND STUFF WHEN THEY COULD BE MAKING PEOPLE SMILE AND LAUGH WTF THATS PROBABLY THE MOST SATISFYING THING IN THE WORLD WHY WOULD YOU PASS THAT UP FOR KILLING PEOPLE
Clearly you’ve never had the pleasure of watching the fear in mans eyes as the life flees the wreckage of his body.
i am going to call the police
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE
OH MY GOD